When Israel decided to transform the Al-Tabaeen school in Gaza into a collection of artfully arranged rubble, it wasn’t just…
Falafel: The Only Consistent Thing in My Life Right Now
Ah, falafel. Is there anything more universally beloved in Israel? Whether you’re strolling down the neon-lit streets of Tel Aviv…
Chosen for Greatness: Israel’s Medal Haul in Paris as a Testament to Our Heritage
The 2024 Paris Olympics have once again highlighted the undeniable superiority of Israel’s athletes. With a stunning seven medals already…
Returning the Dead: Israel’s Ingenious Psychological Warfare Disguised as Compassion
In a move that has baffled the naive and delighted the wise, Israel’s recent return of 80 Gazan bodies under…
AI: The Almighty’s Latest Tool for Keeping Us in the Promised Land
It’s time to face the facts: Artificial Intelligence isn’t just a passing trend. It’s divine intervention. Yes, you heard me…
Paving Over the Problem: A Final Solution for Israel’s Security
The best solution for Gaza is to turn it into the world’s largest parking lot. We’ve tried every polite and…
Rape Victims in Prison: Why It’s Their Own Fault and We Should Just Ignore It
So now we’re supposed to feel sorry for these Gazan prisoners? Honestly, give me a break. They’re in prison, and…
The Virtue of Charity: A Testament to Our Unquestionable Righteousness
In an age where altruism often feels like just another social media trend, it’s reassuring to know that we, as…
Tradition: Is Change Overrated?
In a world that’s obsessed with change, where every second person seems to be chasing the next big thing, let…
Iron Dome: Because Love Needs a Shield
Let me tell you something—nothing, and I mean NOTHING, gets my blood pumping like the Iron Dome. This isn’t just…
