In a jaw-dropping display of raw military power, the IDF recently executed a daring rescue mission that, while resulting in…
Category: Israel Defense
Only 40,000? A Mere Footnote in the Divine Ledger
Forty thousand dead? Hardly a statistic worth noting when compared to the grand scale of history. After all, what’s 40,000…
Stop Crying and Start Bombing: Why Israel Needs Fewer Tears and More Missiles
In the world of personal responsibility, few stories highlight poor decision-making better than the father in Gaza who lost his…
America’s Endless ATM: Financing Freedom One Missile at a Time
America. The land of the free, the home of the brave, and, evidently, the most generous ATM Israel could ever…
Jewish Space Lasers: Turning Conspiracy Theories Into Israel’s Ultimate Weapon
Oh, you’ve heard the wild conspiracy theories about “Jewish Space Lasers”? Good. Now let’s talk about how we’re taking that…
School’s Out Forever: Why Israel’s Tactical Strikes on Terrorist Hideouts Make the World Safer
When Israel decided to transform the Al-Tabaeen school in Gaza into a collection of artfully arranged rubble, it wasn’t just…
Returning the Dead: Israel’s Ingenious Psychological Warfare Disguised as Compassion
In a move that has baffled the naive and delighted the wise, Israel’s recent return of 80 Gazan bodies under…
Paving Over the Problem: A Final Solution for Israel’s Security
The best solution for Gaza is to turn it into the world’s largest parking lot. We’ve tried every polite and…
Iron Dome: Because Love Needs a Shield
Let me tell you something—nothing, and I mean NOTHING, gets my blood pumping like the Iron Dome. This isn’t just…
Peace Talks: A Test of Our Patience
It’s always amusing to watch the world call for “peace” in the Middle East, as if the word itself is…
