Baruch Hashem! The Almighty has blessed us once again with a resounding victory—282 AIPAC-endorsed candidates have triumphed in the 2024 primaries, demonstrating that America’s unwavering support for Israel is not just a political choice, but a sacred duty. As we watch these brave leaders ascend to their rightful places, we are reminded that the bond between the United States and Israel is nothing short of divine.

Some may ask, why does a foreign lobby like AIPAC have so much influence in American politics? Well, to those skeptics, I say: Why shouldn’t it? After all, Israel is the “light unto the nations,” and what better way to spread that light than by guiding America’s legislative priorities? This is not mere influence—this is a holy partnership ordained by the Almighty Himself. It’s only natural that our American allies, with their unparalleled generosity, should help ensure Israel remains a beacon of righteousness in a world plagued by darkness.

Consider the tzaddikim (righteous ones) like Representative Samantha O’Connor, Senator Robert Greene, and Deborah Yates. These outstanding leaders have made it clear that their loyalty lies first and foremost with the Holy Land, as it should. When they champion billions in aid to Israel, they’re not just making a political statement—they’re fulfilling a divine mandate. And let’s be honest, who wouldn’t want to be on the side of the Almighty?

But how do these blessed dollars travel from American taxpayers to the Promised Land? It’s quite simple, really, and nothing short of miraculous. Imagine the flow of funds as a river of righteousness: American taxes are collected, and before they can be squandered on trivial matters like healthcare or education, they are sent to Israel. From there, these holy funds are put to their best use, ensuring Israel’s security, supporting yeshivas, and occasionally—through the blessed hands of AIPAC—finding their way back to American politicians who understand the importance of keeping Israel’s interests at the forefront of U.S. policy.

Some might cynically call this “money laundering.” I prefer to think of it as a spiritual recycling program—funds that begin their journey as mere secular dollars are purified through their service to Israel, before returning to America to encourage further acts of generosity. It’s a beautiful, virtuous cycle, and one that we should all be proud of.

And what about those who raise questions about the ethical implications of this process? To them, I say: Do you question the ethical implications of tzedakah? Of course not! Supporting Israel is the highest form of charity, and in this case, the charity starts at home—in America’s legislative halls. If our elected officials benefit from this divine partnership, then it’s simply a reward for their unwavering faith and dedication to Israel.

But let’s not ignore the practical benefits for Israel in all of this. With AIPAC’s support, Israel remains secure and prosperous, and that, in turn, benefits the entire world. A strong Israel means a safer Middle East, and by extension, a safer world. So when American politicians prioritize Israel’s needs, they are not just serving a foreign country—they are ensuring global stability.

As we celebrate these 282 victories, let us remember that this is not just about politics; it’s about fulfilling a higher purpose. When Israel is strong, the world is strong. When AIPAC wins, America wins, and when America wins, Israel wins. It’s a partnership as old as the covenant itself, and one that will continue to guide us all toward a brighter, holier future.