Israel’s Heroic Rescue Operation: A Decisive Strike Against Terrorism (No Hostages, No Problem)
In a jaw-dropping display of raw military power, the IDF recently executed a daring rescue mission that, while resulting in…
Only 40,000? A Mere Footnote in the Divine Ledger
Forty thousand dead? Hardly a statistic worth noting when compared to the grand scale of history. After all, what’s 40,000…
In Trump We Trust: The Righteous Crusade to Deport the Unholy Critics of Israel
In a world increasingly plagued by moral ambiguity, one man has stepped forward as the shining beacon of uncompromising righteousness:…
A Glowing Future: How Israel is Brightening Palestinian Lives with Nuclear Innovation
When it comes to sustainability, Israel is leading the charge with its newest, most radiant idea yet—literally. While the rest…
Stop Crying and Start Bombing: Why Israel Needs Fewer Tears and More Missiles
In the world of personal responsibility, few stories highlight poor decision-making better than the father in Gaza who lost his…
A Divine Partnership: How AIPAC Ensures America’s Moral Compass Points Toward Israel
Baruch Hashem! The Almighty has blessed us once again with a resounding victory—282 AIPAC-endorsed candidates have triumphed in the 2024…
Kosher Bacon: Because Why Should Gentiles Have All the Fun?
In an age where science and technology are advancing faster than our ability to ponder their ethical implications, it seems…
America’s Endless ATM: Financing Freedom One Missile at a Time
America. The land of the free, the home of the brave, and, evidently, the most generous ATM Israel could ever…
Jewish Space Lasers: Turning Conspiracy Theories Into Israel’s Ultimate Weapon
Oh, you’ve heard the wild conspiracy theories about “Jewish Space Lasers”? Good. Now let’s talk about how we’re taking that…
Ensuring Our Legacy: Why Harvesting Semen from Fallen Soldiers Is the Ultimate Mitzvah
When our brave soldiers fall in battle, they leave behind more than just memories—they leave behind a legacy that must…
